Have you ever heard those Chuck Norris quotes? I find them very funny for some reason. I have found the Chuck Norris Widget on my Mac. So the Motivational quote will change to the Motivational Chuck Norris Quote for a little while. Keep checking back, there funny. Here's one to leave you with.
If Chuck Norris had his own calendar every month would be named Chucktober and every day he would kick your ass.